News-Flush

You people should probably be aware that I don't watch the news.
Every time I do, it's ALWAYS the same shit - car crash, dead/murdered people (and the cops have their thumbs up their asses), some bullshit about politicians that can suck my dick, and a bunch of pointless filler. Oh, and the weather report, which is usually right up there in accuracy with a reading from fucking Miss Cleo.
I just really don't give a shit about what's going on - I'm happier not knowing.

Tonight was the first time in 4 months I have turned on the news - I haven't missed a DAMN THING: dead broads (cops with their thumbs up their asses), a "controversial" royal wedding (Who cares? Let the fucking guy marry a commoner - are we not past this monarchy bullshit anyway?), Charlie Sheen (the only "news story" that is anywhere near "entertaining" - and that's stretching it), Hydro rates going up (you get a discount, but then a HUGE ass-raping to make up for it), Liberals & Conservatives in a race to see who can suck the most voter cock (BTW - if you're Canadian and DON'T vote NDP this time, I'm coming to your house to stab you in the crotch until you bleed out & die - it's about fucking time we had some REAL goddamn change in this fucking country, and his name is JACK LAYTON - learn it, live it, vote it), and, of course, a weather report which the douchebag obviously pulled out of his ass, and will probably change by the 11pm news.

I now realize WHY I don't watch the news: I DON'T CARE & IT JUST PISSES ME OFF.
It doesn't even have to try...it has always rubbed me the wrong way.
None of these stories are worth getting angry over, yet, even knowing that there is anything going on outside of my own world is cause for me to rant, because I'm a self-centered prick who doesn't give a fuck about the world's ills - I have my own life to worry about, thanks. 

All of 2 things should EVER be news, and everything else is just filler:
1) The world is ending, shit is blowing up, and we're all going to die
2) Warning: THERE ARE FUCKING ZOMBIES
Stop reporting anything else - it's not news, and only the brain-dead (and elderly) care.


Music coming in the next post, because obviously I'm too irritated to bother this time.