DON'T PANIC

There is no "Rapture" going on this weekend.
Believing in such tripe not only makes you look like an idiot, but lets the terrorists win - by "terrorists" I, of course, mean "organized religion"
Once again, so-called "religion" has "predicted" a bunch of bullshit to spread fear-mongering and attempt to control the masses into being a bunch of subservient dickheads...and like lemmings, the more gullible ones are falling for it.
When, once again, NOTHING HAPPENS, the people spreading these lies will run & hide with their tails between their legs - or change their "prediction" to a later date, stating something like "our math was wrong". It's not your "math" that's wrong, dumbass - it's your twisted belief-system.

Over the years, there have been many "warnings" from groups of douchebags claiming that the world is going to end - all came and went with no incident (remember Y2K?)...this crap is no different. If you're actually worried about this, you should probably suffocate yourself right now, and save yourself the embarrassment of being wrong when dick-all happens.

Now, I'm not attacking religion itself - there's nothing wrong in believing in something that teaches decent values...there IS something wrong in telling others they're going to die unless they convert to your beliefs, though...as well as making people seem "inferior" by putting a limit on the "number of souls allowed into paradise". Apparently, "Heaven" is an exclusive nightclub with a hard-to-get-on guestlist, brick-headed bouncer, and a bunch of shitty, mind-numbing Trance being played.
If this is actually the case, I'm making sure I go to "Hell"...at least it's warm all year there.

I'd post music, but since "the world is ending", and there won't be anyone left to hear it when we all get sucked into the heavens or die a terrible death, there's no real point now, is there?
LULZ.