Every time I turn on the radio lately, I hear this dumb-ass song...which is even more reason to never turn on my fucking radio.
"I got the moves like Jagger..." - I wouldn't be bragging about that if I were you...if you had "the lips like Jagger", even less so (a trait that can be claimed by Steven Tyler, Goldie Hawn, & Joan Rivers, just to name a few). This is all assuming that Maroon 5 (as in "what a Maroon" x 5 ) is talking about Mick Jagger, which I like to assume they are.
Have you dipshits even seen Jagger move?
That's not impressing anyone, unless your name happens to BE "Mick Jagger" (kudos to him for still even breathing at his age)...even then, they're more impressed with your musical prowess than what you're doing on stage.
The man is almost 70 years old, and it's starting to show...like when they did that "steel wheels" tour back in the 80s, I thought they were talking about the ones attached to their chairs - yes, that old.
If you have "moves" like that, I'm guessing it involves a truckload of Viagra & a crane.
Maroon 5 will look especially foolish when Jagger dies - what moves will he have then?
None...that's what...unless you count lying motionless in a box as a "move", and I don't see ladies wetting their panties over corpses (well, some do, but they're a different post altogether - on a different blog about necrophilia).
If Jagger was already in his grave, he'd be turning in it.
This song has been bothering me for a while, and there was no place better to rant about it then here, so there ya go.
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