Hell hath frozen over.
Despite my better judgement, I have started a "blog" - this fucking thing...with an all-encompassing title that everybody can get behind (at one point or another).
I have been fervently against doing this ever since the word "blog" came into common usage on the Internet...mainly due to the fact that every whiny douchebag and his friends seems to have one.
Now I am grouped in with said whiny douchebags, as I have jumped on the bandwagon. However, unlike the other douchebags, my blog won't be filled with a bunch of pointless crap from the point of view of some emo dick (even though I've been known to have my moments, I'll try to keep it off of here).
I suppose I should take a minute to introduce myself.
My name is J.
I am 34 years old, currently unemployed & living in the middle of nowhere with nothing but free time. I am a parent, a musician/artist, and at times, a complete bastard (in every sense of the word).
I like many things, but dislike just as many, and am not above speaking my mind in a "colourful" (yet entertaining) manner. I'm trying to be more positive, so I created this thing to spout the negative crap out of my life and onto the Internet (where it apparently belongs).
I am also Canadian, so don't go messaging me & bitching about me adding a "u" to words like "colour". Speaking of spelling, I may occasionally disagree with the spell-check here telling me to split words that clearly look better as one, single word (like "douchebag", "dipshit", etc.).
I must take a moment to warn you all that some of what you will read here may be offensive if you're overly sensitive and can't take things lightly, so that I don't get flooded with a bunch of dipshit responses by "politically correct" folks with a bone to pick (out of their ass, as it's feeding the bug up there). Opinions are like assholes, as the saying goes.
From this point on, you can look forward to a bunch of random crap that I've found on the Internet, music(my own, because I believe in the "cheap pop", as well as shit I like from people who aren't me), bitching & ranting from my personal point of view (because it wouldn't be a true "blog" without it) & other bullshit not fit for reading by any reasonably sane person (but really, who is "reasonably sane" in this day and age?).
Seeing as this is the first post here, and I've already covered the basics, you can now go forth and download/listen to some of my free album/music releases (while you still can, as I'll probably be selling them from now on, if anyone will pay me for it) over at http://www.soundcloud.com/j_digital - a good rule-of-thumb is to not judge the music based on your opinion of who made it.
As I always say everywhere else that I frequent on the information highway: stay tuned, kids.
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