JESUS H CHRIST, MY FUCKING EYES ARE BLEEDING.
They call it "Plenty Of Fish", but neglect to tell you that the majority of said fish are gnarled muskies, battle-hardened gobies, & nuclear-fallout mutants. I haven't seen so many beastly visages since Clash Of The Titans (which was a monsterous piece of shit itself), and even the broads in that flick were sexier than what I witnessed on this site.
I swear, in my travels on that site, I came across ManBearPig about 50 separate times...one would think it'd only have one account, but no. For a dating site, it's certainly scraping the bottom of the barrel, and I don't think I'll ever be quite THAT desperate. Even if I was horribly disfigured in some sort of brutal, industrial accident (but I'd probably fit in better then).
There is the occasional cute user, but when that ratio is somewhere in the 1:100 range, it's just plain scary.
I'm sure I will be plagued by nightmares for weeks to come.
Now, I may not be easy on the eyes, but I'd like to think that I have it better than most there.
I'm not shallow by any stretch of the imagination (those of you that have seen my exes can testify to such things), but I do believe that there's a limit to the type of person you should be dating.
For example, I look like fucking Curly, and I should be dating women that are within my grasp to date - therefore, it is somewhat unrealistic for me to go after someone that has looks like Jessica Alba. You should date within reason. However, looking like Curly, I should also not be approached by women that resemble something from a zoo near Chernobyl, because that's aiming far too low.
I'm sure you can see my point here.
Anyway, this site is good for killing time, a few chats, laughs & shudders, and MAYBE finding someone if your standards have been shot all to hell, and you feel like you couldn't date anything human.
Other than these things, though, it doesn't have very much to offer, and I wouldn't waste your time if I were you.
Just sayin'.
Now, this:
Adam Sandler & Jack Nicholson - I Feel Pretty
http://oblivion.th3rm.com/I%20Feel%20Pretty.mp3
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