You think Christmas is bad? Hell no.
Valentine's is even worse when it comes to the cash-grab - it's the one day out of the year that is truly about greed. A day created under the guise of "love"...where you are made to feel guilty & inferior if you are alone, or didn't buy your loved one those flowers & chocolates they didn't need.
Also the idea of Cupid has always bothered me - just what you need in charge of making your love-connection: a blind, retarded toddler with a bow & arrows, shooting blindly at everything like a fucking Stormtrooper.
A Stormtrooper would be a more accurate symbol for today, as "love" always wears a mask, & clearly can't hit the blind side of a barn, either. Hippies would have you believe that "love is all you need"...I didn't see love building the fucking Death Star twice.
Wait - back to the fucking flying baby with advanced weaponry - I don't care if he's a "cherub", I don't want pre-school-looking children firing shit from a bow at my chest...that's grounds for slapping their fucking parents, at least.
I'm going to change all of the holiday-mascots in the same way, and I guarantee you you're not going to think it's too cute when a huge rabbit wielding a hockey-mask & machete comes to your house to jam a chocolate egg in your gullet (he always eats the ears first, too), or a Leprechaun...ends up in inner-city Compton acting all gangsta with his pot of gold...and Coolio's there for some reason...but you probably already saw that movie, so I digress.
In the spirit of the Hallmark holiday that celebrates "things slowly going downhill", here's some music that may or may not be relateable to today:
Sonic Youth - The Diamond Sea
http://www.sendspace.com/file/eqwlw1
Orbital - Halcyon & On & On
http://www.sendspace.com/file/qpyy6q
Bjork - All Is Full Of Love (Darkhalo Rmx)
http://www.sendspace.com/file/s25h34
http://www.sendspace.com/file/px8rmh
Jodeci (ft Tha Dogg Pound) - Come Up To My Room
http://www.sendspace.com/file/vlnwd6
The Cars - Just What I Needed (Titts Edit)
Digital Underground - Kiss You Back
http://www.sendspace.com/file/yillzzLL Cool J - Around The Way Girl
http://www.sendspace.com/file/4hiz6zC Rayz Walz & Kosha Dillz - I Love Jews
http://www.sendspace.com/file/w3m68r
Richard Cheese - Me So Horny
http://www.sendspace.com/file/sah8tiChunky A - Sorry
http://www.sendspace.com/file/ts2dds
Enjoy, kids.
May your V.D. be preventable & painless.
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